Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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