So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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