I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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