So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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