Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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