i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She bit a glass in half.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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