Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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