So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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