I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
