The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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