just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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