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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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(551): View more from New Jersey

And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...

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(562): View more from California

he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Never joke about your clitoris.

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