But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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