It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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