he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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