the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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