normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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