WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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