i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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