Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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