I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
