I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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