OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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