So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well you can't waste a boner
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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