I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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