somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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