I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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