im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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