she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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