Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
third nipple confirmed
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
