come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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