I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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