Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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