He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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