New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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