can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
