so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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