I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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