It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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