At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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