I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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