i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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