He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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