he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Blood and glitter go together right?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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