My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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