If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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