I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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