Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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