Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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