my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's blow job season.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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