Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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