if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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