he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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